Jokes about Dogs

I subscribe to this free online newsletter and I saw a very funny article on this joke about dogs giving different responses to a question. The answers are obviously made up by humans but it reflects the dog's characteristics.

Worth a small laugh in any case.

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1) Golden Retrievers : The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2) Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3) DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4) ROTTWEILER: Make me.

5) Labrador Retrievers : Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

6) TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

7) Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

8) GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

9) COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

10) Doberman Pinchers: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

11) OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.